|I find the purple accents quite appealing.|
So, let's open a bag. The aroma is subtle at first, I have to put my nose right up to the bag before I can smell the corn-chippy smell and a twang of spice before, I. . . *ACHOO!!!* Okay, that was unexpected.
|Like a orange-tinted log-jam spilling out of the mouth of hell.|
|It is by the Red Nuke Powder|
that lips acquire stains
the stains become a warning
it is by will alone I set my mind in motion...
The flavor is the standard corn-chip meal. Very crunchy, mostly dry, really sets the saliva rolling. The spice is nice, very hot sauce + Dorito. There is actually some heat here! It creeps up on you at first, and you can feel it working down the back of your throat. Very nice, these are actually the best rolled corn-chip snack I've had yet. They're ver- AHHHhhh!!! WTF?!? Wooooooo!!!! *COUGH* What The HELL, Give Me Something to Drink!!!
*Ahem* as I said, it creeps up on you. This is especially the case if you start munching through the bag. (Also, don't inhale while chewing...) When you eat a single *ACHOO* chili you only get the capsaicin in that chili and then the effect wears off. However when you eat a product like this which is dusted *slurps soda* with Habanero Red Nuke Powder, the effect is cumulatory. At some point you'll get 1/2 way through the bag and the mouth heat reaches a crescendo of pain, and you- GRAAAANNGGGHHHH!
AT LAST I AM FREE!!!
RATING: Fahrenheit 4.51/5.00