Flamin' Hot Funyuns!
|Hank Green is not impressed...|
So, when I saw these sitting on the rack at the stuffer shack I knew I wasn't getting out of buying some. As with many non-chip-shaped snacks lately, they are in an air-filled bag and tend to settle to the bottom. The over-inflated bag is actually a safety feature which keeps the individual rings/sticks/orbs from being crushed to a powder from rough handling by being its own airbag. That being said, there was a disappointingly meager volume of actual snack laying at the bottom of the bag.
|Forced perspective makes my hand look even bigger than it normally is.|
|Please enjoy our hard-fried spicy prolapse rings...|
One could say that they phoned it in so hard, that I am phoning in this review just for eating it. I am torn between putting in a moratorium on reviewing any snack with the red spice powder of death on it, and not having anything new to review. Since it seems that every new and "extreme" chip is absolutely covered with the stuff.
Maybe I'll just switch to doing reviews on yogurt or salad....
Rating: Meh, out of Ehh (2.25/5)