First and foremost, a bag that feels light or full of air will piss me off before I ever taste or smell your product. As we can see from the above photo, this thing is packed to the gills with goodness. Not a lot of ounces, but there is an inertia of snack when you shake the bag that makes it feel good in the hand. Secondly bad sign, it's that whole bullshit "contents may have settled" statement on the bag. Again, if you filled the damned thing there wouldn't be room for contents to settle. As seen above and below, this glory is full-on three-dimensional roughage that isn't going to collapse in on itself.
|There will be no "settling" here...|
|Large crunchy portions|
|Good to the bottom of the bag|
1) Full Bag
2) No Settling
3) No RNP
4) Full Flavor
5) Crunchy as Fuck
6) MADE FROM REAL DEAD PIGS!!!
Final Rating: P16!/5.0
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go out barefoot in the snow and kill a bear with my own teeth and hands! RAWWR!!!